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By Norma on July 31, 2010

7/31/2010     Saturday

You wake up happy and with a plan!  You were thinking in your sleep, and the result is good.  Talk things over with your inner circle, and with the boss, and you will feel stable.  Energetic action, initiating new activity and moving forward stabilize the situation.  Money or good luck come from activity, so [...]

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The Heart of Experience is the Guru

The Heart of Experience is the Guru

By Jetsunma on July 30, 2010

An excerpt from the Mindfulness workshop given by Jetsunma Ahkon Lhamo in 1999

For many of you, I know that when we first started this temple it was family style, and you thought of yourselves as children, and I thought of myself as your mother in many ways, and there was a spiritual family dynamic.  We [...]

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Astrology

By Norma on July 30, 2010

7/30/2010     Friday

Take it easy early today and enjoy the lull because a storm is about to hit.  Choppy seas ahead!  Things loll along and then suddenly all heliotrope breaks loose! Hold your ground.  Keep your head.  Careful analysis that leads to action is good.  You will be tempted to react strongly if a mistake has [...]

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Santa? Zat You

OK, so get this- I wake up from a nap to hear..reindeer on da roof? Santa? No! It’s Buddhists scraping my roof in sideways snow! #LOVE

Says I-”Hey! Buddhists! Whatcha doin on top my house?” Them: “it’s Knee deep on da roof! Gonna cave!” Me: “it’s a BlIZZARD! Ur on a roof!”

Buddhists on roof “you’re gonna be safe!!”. Me: “you’re gonna be DEAD! Didn’t yo Mama learn yus nuttin?” Them “Da Snow is heavy!”

So I sez, “YOU are heavy! Get down from there!!!!” “I don wanna do no Phowa today! GET DOWN!” Buddhists on roof say “5 minutes?”

So I sez “no 5 min! You go home now! You can’t be on this roof on no BLIZZARD! You don have no gud sense!!!”. So they are driving home.

So to end this story, please pray for these sweet devoted souls whom I LOVE but without the brains of a GOOSE!!! LMAO! I love you guys!

February 9th, 2010 | Category: Uncategorized

1 comment to Santa? Zat You

  • Icarus
    February 9th, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Hee! Shoveling snow becomes an obsession. After days of shoveling I’m now watching the driveway, beady eyed, at 10:30pm. I want to shovel it. Now. LOL!

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