Recent Posts By Jetsunma on February 4, 2012
The following is respectfully taken from “The Lamp of Liberation: A Collection of of Prayers, Advice and Aspirations”
Heart Nectar of the Saints: A Prayer of Aspiration That Condenses the Essence of the Oral Teachings:
by His Holiness Dudjom Rinpoche Jigdral Yeshe Dorje Sole unfailing and unchanging Refuge, Lord of the Mandala, Most [...]
Category: Heart Nectar of the Saints, His Holiness Dudjom Rinpoche, The Lamp of Liberation By Jetsunma on February 4, 2012 The following is a full length video teaching offered by Jetsunma Ahkon Lhamo in Sedona Arizona:
Shown 9/20/09. Given just after the 9/11 tragedy, Jetsunma encourages us to look within and reinvigorate our practice within. She also explains the imbalance at this time between the male and female. As women are defiled, so Tara [...]
Category: Jetsunma Ahkon Lhamo, Video By Norma on February 4, 2012 An emotional situation or a family matter captures your attention today. You are pulled away from outside matters, and you must deal with an internal situation. A powerful force opposes this and tries to force you outward. Do your best to balance both sides, giving each its due. An act of generosity can mediate between [...]
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Santa? Zat You
OK, so get this- I wake up from a nap to hear..reindeer on da roof? Santa? No! It’s Buddhists scraping my roof in sideways snow! #LOVE
Says I-”Hey! Buddhists! Whatcha doin on top my house?” Them: “it’s Knee deep on da roof! Gonna cave!” Me: “it’s a BlIZZARD! Ur on a roof!”
Buddhists on roof “you’re gonna be safe!!”. Me: “you’re gonna be DEAD! Didn’t yo Mama learn yus nuttin?” Them “Da Snow is heavy!”
So I sez, “YOU are heavy! Get down from there!!!!” “I don wanna do no Phowa today! GET DOWN!” Buddhists on roof say “5 minutes?”
So I sez “no 5 min! You go home now! You can’t be on this roof on no BLIZZARD! You don have no gud sense!!!”. So they are driving home.
So to end this story, please pray for these sweet devoted souls whom I LOVE but without the brains of a GOOSE!!! LMAO! I love you guys!
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Hee! Shoveling snow becomes an obsession. After days of shoveling I’m now watching the driveway, beady eyed, at 10:30pm. I want to shovel it. Now. LOL!