OK, so get this- I wake up from a nap to hear..reindeer on da roof? Santa? No! It’s Buddhists scraping my roof in sideways snow! #LOVE
Says I-“Hey! Buddhists! Whatcha doin on top my house?” Them: “it’s Knee deep on da roof! Gonna cave!” Me: “it’s a BlIZZARD! Ur on a roof!”
Buddhists on roof “you’re gonna be safe!!”. Me: “you’re gonna be DEAD! Didn’t yo Mama learn yus nuttin?” Them “Da Snow is heavy!”
So I sez, “YOU are heavy! Get down from there!!!!” “I don wanna do no Phowa today! GET DOWN!” Buddhists on roof say “5 minutes?”
So I sez “no 5 min! You go home now! You can’t be on this roof on no BLIZZARD! You don have no gud sense!!!”. So they are driving home.
So to end this story, please pray for these sweet devoted souls whom I LOVE but without the brains of a GOOSE!!! LMAO! I love you guys!
Hee! Shoveling snow becomes an obsession. After days of shoveling I’m now watching the driveway, beady eyed, at 10:30pm. I want to shovel it. Now. LOL!